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ODD SIGNS

 

IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs
IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday
please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break staff should empty the teapot
and stand upside down on the draining board.

OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing
machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful
bargain.

QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be
drowned. By order of the District Council.

NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here
for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.

SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for
free, but the bull charges.

MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you
how to get lessons.

ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on
the door - the bell doesn't work)

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