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TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU ARE WEBBED OUT

 

10. Your opening line is, "So what's your home page address?"

 

9. Your best friend is someone you've never met.

 

8. You see a beautiful sunset, and you half expect to see "Enhanced

for Netscape 1.1" on one of the clouds.

 

7. You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed when

you encounter a Web page with no links.

 

6. You feel driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your

wedding day.

 

5. You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a

puddle, sending your carcareening toward the flimsy guard rail that

separates you from the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death.

You look for the "Back" button.

 

4. You visit "The Really Big Button that Doesn't Do Anything" again

and again and again.

 

3. Your dog has his own Web page

 

2. So does your hamster.

 

... And the No. 1 sign that you have overdosed on the WWW:

 

When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on

the underlined passages.

 

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