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Babies Four expectant fathers were in the Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations, sir, you're the father of twins." "What a coincidence" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."
"Wow, That's really an incredible coincidence! " he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."
An hour later, while the other two men were passing out cigars, the nurse came back and announced to the third man that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. When he fell silent, the nurse asked, "Don't tell me, another coincidence?"
After regaining his composure, he answered, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."
Upon hearing this, the fourth guy just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side, and after slowly regaining consciousness, he was heard whispering repeatedly, the same phrase over and over:
"I should have never taken that job at the 7-11..." "I should have never taken that job at the 7-11..." "I should have never taken that job at the 7-11..."
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