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Navy ship

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval

ship

with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a

collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to

avoid a

collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees

to the

South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert

YOUR

course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND

LARGEST SHIP

IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE

DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND

THAT YOU

CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE

DEGREES

NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF

THIS

SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

 

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