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Election time

It was election time and the politician decided to go out to the

local reservation and try to get the Native American vote.

They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech.

The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was getting

more and more excited. "I promise better education opportunities for

Native Americans!" The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya Hoya". The

politician was a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged

by their enthusiasm.

"I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on the Reservation!"

"Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet.

"I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native

Americans!"

The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!"

After the speech, the Politician was touring the Reservation, and

saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised on a ranch, and

knew a bit about cattle, he asked the Chief if he could get closer to

take a look at the cattle.

"Sure," the Chief said, "but be careful not to step in the hoya."

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