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Heaven & Hell

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his

dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong

place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty

soon,the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell,

and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got

air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer

is a pretty popular guy.

 

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a

sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things

are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and

escalators,and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with

next."God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he

should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No

way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God

says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and

answers, "Yeah, right.

And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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