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	More advice Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.   If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.   Don't squat with your spurs on.   If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.   Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.   Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.   The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.   A closed mouth gathers no foot.   There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.   Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.   Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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