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Three Gnu's

Once upon a time in the enchanted forest there lived three gnus.

There was a momma gnu, a poppa gnu, and a baby gnu.

Well, came dinner time one day, and there was nothing to eat. So the

poppa gnu decided to go out into the forest to get some nuts and berries for

dinner. Just then baby gnu piped up and said "Yuck! Nuts and berries again!"

So the poppa gnu went out into the forest. Little did he know that it

was hunting season for gnus.

And as he was walking along, a hunter shot him. BLAM! BLAM! Killed

him dead in his tracks.

After a while, momma gnu decided that old pops must be lost in out in

the forest. So she said "Baby, you be a good gnu while I go out into the forest

to look for your old man." So the momma gnu went out into the forest. Little

did she know that it was hunting season for gnus. And as she

was walking along, BLAM! BLAM! A hunter got her too. Killed her dead

in her tracks.

After a while, baby gnu got a little lonely and decided to go out and

look for his parents. So the baby gnu went out into the forest. But he didn't

know it was hunting season either. And he as he was walking along BLAM!

BLAM! A hunter got him too. Deaded him.

Assasinated him on the trail.

Killed him dead in his tracks.

Well. That's the gnus. The weather in a moment.

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