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	The wizard At a White House event, the last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to OZ. After a long walk together down the yellow brick road, they finally make it to the Emerald City and find themselves before the Great Wizard. "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for s-s-s-s-some courage." "No problem" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?" Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.., Well.., Well.., I need a brain." "DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD?" Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE." Then there is a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?" "Is Dorothy around?"
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