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Consider This...

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches & pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with

your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be

grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy

to give you any time,

If you can overlook it when those you love take it

out on you when, though no fault of yours, something goes wrong,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can ignore a friends limited education and never

correct him/her,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

If you can honestly say that deep in your heart you

have no prejudice against creed, color, religion, or politics,

 

Then, you are ALMOST as good as your dog...

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