Home Page	PaidSurveysOnline.com Get Paid To Take Surveys Online. SurveyScout.com - Get Paid For Your Opinions. Top Rated Paid Surveys Site. SurveyIncomeSystem - New #1 Survey Site Paid Surveys Site.
Index Jokes page: 42	Jokes
Shopping Art Auto Books Computer Credit Cards Jobs & Education Family Tree Fashion Food Furniture Games Gifts Handbags Health & Beauty Jewelry Kitchen Freebies Money Movies & DVD Music Pets Phones Resume Ringtones Safelists Shoes Shopping Malls Sport & Fitness Sunglasses Toys &Games Travel Watches Web Hosting Web Services Affiliate Programs Guide		Next Joke
	Irritations in Life 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where is yours?   2. People who are willing to get off their backside to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.   3.When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?   4. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor!!   5. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". To right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?   6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you ?   7. When something is "new and improved"! Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.   8. When people say "life is short." Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?   9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here.
	l
	l
	Like this page Then Tell A Friend! Type In Your Name: Type In Your E-mail: Your Friends E-mail: Your Comments: Receive copy:
	l
	l
	Previous JokellllllllllllllllNext Joke