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Gorillas & others WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG FINGERS.
WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE? BECAUSE IT SCARES THE HELL OUT OF THE DOG.
WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC? SANKA.
WHY DOES A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN? BECAUSE THEY WEAR THEIR BELT BUCKLE ON THEIR HAT.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER? A BAD GOLFER GOES, WHACK, DAMN. A BAD SKYDIVER GOES DAMN, WHACK
HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT? UNIQUE UP ON IT.
HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT? TAME WAY, UNIQUE UP ON IT.
WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS? SKEET.
WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG,BANG,CLOP CLOP CLOP? AN AMISH DRIVE-BY SHOOTING
HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND A TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME? SOMEBODY'S GONNA LOSE A TRAILER.
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