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Cannibals Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
When do cannibals leave the table? When everyone's eaten.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? The cold shoulder.
What is a cannibal's favorite game? Swallow the leader.
Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant? Dinner costs an arm and a leg.
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food? He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?
Cannibal: One who loves his fellow man with gravy.
Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.
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